Famous Quotes About Finances and Money
- You'll get a little wet, when you swim out to your ship - Brian Wright
- They shouldn't even call it insurance; they just should call it "in case shit" - I give a company some money in case shit happens. Now, if shit don't happen, shouldn't I get my money back? - Chris Rock
- Don't save what is left after spending; spend what is left after saving. - Warren Buffett
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers
- Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J. Paul Getty
- Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you're going to get screwed. And when you get screwed, you will have this pile of money off to the side... - Jay Leno
- Well, it's no trick to make a lot of money... if what you want to do is make a lot of money. - Mr. Bernstein / Citizen Kane (1941)
- The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is my treasure. - Robert Brault
- ...even if you want to distribute money like a socialist, you have to first start collecting money like a capitalist. - Shimon Peres
- The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions. - Samuel Butler
- They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. - George Savile
- Life's Fair when you look at your bank account and know something's wrong because there's more money than usual. - Unknown
- Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump
- Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale. - Zig Ziglar
- I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
- Consulting - If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. - Despair.com
- It is not the employer who pays wages - he only handles the money. It is the product who pays the wages. - Henry Ford
- Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. - Unknown
- It is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but the love of money for its own sake. - Margaret Thatcher
- Walmart might save you money but, Church saves your soul. - (bumper sticker)
- The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. - Unknown
- The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher
- Money & success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
- No matter how far money goes, it still can't go as far as the next paycheck. - Unknown
- There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. - Tom / Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
- The amount of money you have is inversely proportional to how much you care. - Unknown
- We at Chrysler borrow money the old fashion way. We pay it back. - Lee Iacocca
- If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty
- Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. - Margaret Bonnano
- You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money. - William J.H. Boetcker
- I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso
- A person who hungers for money will starve to death spiritually! - (bumper sticker)
- Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw
- Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Time is money. - Benjamin Franklin
- Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life. - (bumper sticker)
- I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father - you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing. - Matt King / The Descendants (2011)
- We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. - Michael Bolton / Office Space (1999)
- The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke. - Sonny Crockett / Miami Vice (television)
- This is America, you need to be in debt, only way banks can get money back. - Brenda
- People who have money don't need people. - Alex P. Keaton / Family Ties (television)
- Need extra money, try tithing, it works! - (bumper sticker)
- Our royals don't depend on inheriting old money - they make it the new-fashioned way, with reality shows and endorsements that, in essence, make you a human NASCAR race car. - Dean Obeidallah
- Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. - @EternalQuotes
- A fool and his money are soon parted. - Thomas Tusser
- About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbert Hoover